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	<title>The Pantless Wonder</title>
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		<title>Missionary?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Max went to the CDC for Give Parents A Break yesterday. He told me this morning he sang a song about being afraid, and how God is always with you. He wanted other kids to ask about God.
That&#8217;s great, I said, you were being a missionary, telling others about God.
I wanted to trick them, he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atoms</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From the back of the truck: Before I was some atoms (that&#8217;s a mixture of my &#8216;where do babies come from&#8217; talk and the Hubble show) was I anywhere
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		<link>http://www.thepantlesswonder.com/?p=196</link>
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		<title>Maxisms</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Max at breakfast: I wish I had magnet shoes &#8217;cause if I was running and someone was chasing me and there was a cold wall like at Old McDonald&#8217;s I could run up it.
Max at supper: I think Jack thinks you&#8217;re a slave.
Ya think???!
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		<title>Spiral Galaxy?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A warning to other parents: Don&#8217;t let your kids watch stuff you&#8217;re not knowledgeable enough to explain. Today (4 days after watching the Hubble video 8 times) Max asked me to explain spiral galaxies. Huh. Galaxies that are spiral, I guess. According to Max &#8216;they seem to be moving faster and faster&#8217;. Whatever.
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		<title>Crazy kid</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This morning at breakfast someone called, and afterwards I programmed their number in my phone. Jack fussed that I wasn&#8217;t feeding him fast enough (which he does even when I&#8217;m not distracted) and Max said Jack fussed because he thought I was calling someone to have Max killed! This kid&#8217;s starting to scare me!
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		<link>http://www.thepantlesswonder.com/?p=188</link>
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		<title>I love you</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I love you, I told Max. I love Bolt, he said.
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		<link>http://www.thepantlesswonder.com/?p=186</link>
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		<title>Serious Superhero</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Max is a serious superhero today, he says. He&#8217;s in his Buzz Lightyear costume with a cape tied on. He asked me if I needed anything lasered and I told him there were bad guys in the dining room. He said no (he contradicts everything I say), but there were bad guys coming&#8230;could I open [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thepantlesswonder.com/?p=138</link>
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		<title>Black Hole</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Out of the blue: &#8220;Well, I&#8217;m sorry to tell you but you won&#8217;t want to go in a black hole. &#8216;Cause you can go into it but then you can&#8217;t get out.&#8221; Max has been watching a Hubble piece I recorded a while back. How did he know where I&#8217;ve been wanting to go (with [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thepantlesswonder.com/?p=140</link>
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		<title>Regular</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Max (who knows everything) says &#8220;I don&#8217;t think I was young (when Daddy got rid of his BMW), I was just regular&#8221;. Well, that settles it!
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		<link>http://www.thepantlesswonder.com/?p=146</link>
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		<title>Beautiful</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I told Max I was going to get my toenails painted. He said he wanted to paint his. I told him only girls painted theirs; sorry, not boys. He said he wanted to be beautiful! (I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever said I was going to be beautiful&#8230;never!) I told him when he showered and brushed [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thepantlesswonder.com/?p=143</link>
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