The Pantless Wonder

“You don’t fit in a school bus?”
Now just what is he trying to say?

Did you ever feed a lion? I want to be a superhero and feed lions.
Did you ever shoot a bear? I want to be a superhero and shoot bears.
Did you ever feed a lion some cake?
This kid cracks me up!

Ted was flying, so I was putting the boys to bed. As a delay tactic Max said “Oh, I didn’t comb yourself!” He’s been using -self a lot, often just wrong enough to make me laugh.
Then as he was combing my hair he said “I’m gonna make you look like another Mama!” He was so [...]

Should I jump in the Incredibles movie and fly all around in a rocket?