The Pantless Wonder

Mama, I’m gonna love you when you’re gone.

Today: “Max, you really are a great boy.” “I know it.”
Yesterday: “Who’s that in that picture, Mom?” “I don’t know, someone who used to work with Daddy, but I don’t remember his name.” “It’s Ted.” “Yes, I know Daddy’s name, but I don’t remember that man’s name.” Goober