The Pantless Wonder

That’s what Max ate tonight.

Elle: Max, we think you’re a perfect, shrimpy-size boy.
Max: I am a perfect, medium, Mexican boy.

Tonight Max was telling me he needed to send me a video with his Valentine’s presents from Awana and Allied. I reminded him that he already did because I knew he had a heart-shaped cookie. “Sexually,” he said, “we already ate that cookie and sexually we have some Valentine’s day cards, too.” “Actually, Max, actually,” [...]

Max said tonight that he wants to be a sheriff. Like Woody, I asked? He said no, like a cooking sheriff. Heh, a chef.