Max went to the bathroom by himself. I hear from down the hall as I’m at the table with Jack: “Mooooooommmmmm….I went poop and I have to lean way over to reach the toilet paper.”
Ah, the things they don’t tell you about before you have kids!
“You know what? Louis called the memory scanner the future, but it’s not, it’s just a memory scanner.” From Max about the movie ‘Meet the Robinsons’.
Can I smoke yet?
This is the second time he’s asked me about smoking…when I asked him who he saw smoking he said Pinocchio. Of course, it all makes sense now
He said Pinocchio’s face turned all sorts of colors when he smoked, but Max liked that it’s a ’smoker that you put fire in’ (I [...]
Is 4.75 years old too young to start smoking? Max wants to smoke one of those ’smoker things you put fire in’…a pipe I guess…like Pinocchio. We really need to curtail the Disney movies, maybe.
